By Anita Guevara
my favorite cousin but what a pain in the ass...
"Once upon a time not long ago... well yesterday aunt flow came to visit me unexpected . Not only did the bitch come unannounced she came to bring me pain! I'm sitting here writing because if I get up I feel like my whole transmission is going to fall out with the motor and all.... You know what I mean. this is the time of the month were I rippp into my husband like a monkey on a cup cake. that always makes me feel better ... talk about PMSING."
Oh hell I know what you are talking about. I was feeling amazon woman just a few days ago. the full moon part didn't help any either I was Dr. Jakazz! y Mrs. High! PMSsing?
Puñeta
Me cago en en la madre y
women with PMS have symptoms of "sufficient severity to interfere with some aspects of life"
this is why I
hate
cry
scream
won't cook
kick the dog
kiss my ass
I don't care
Don't you dare
I'm running away
wait ...(too old to do that one), who the heck is gonna look for me? they probably be celebrating or something...fuck no! I need to stick around and prove that a
Hell!
does exist, so yeah like I was saying
call in sick
get me a nick
don't fucking question me
stop aggravating me
Go disappear
for a day or two...
but here is more
Further, such symptoms are usually predictable and occur regularly during the two weeks prior to menses.
are you fucking kidding me? I'm doing the math here look, look...
2weeks!
prior your menses
ok!!!!
14days all of the above and more
PMS is the hallways of
HELL!!!
add to that the week of the period and thats 21 days of
fkU4Igrrr!@#$*>:(
The symptoms may vanish after the menstrual flow starts, but may continue even after the flow has begun. About 14 percent of women between the ages of 20 to 35 become so affected that they stay home from school or work!!
grrrr!!!
PUNCH SOMETHING!
For some women with PMS, the symptoms are so severe that they are considered disabling. This form of PMS has its own psychiatric designation: premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD)
Now I'm PMDDSing?!?
what the?
Who Ate My Chocolates!!!!
I'm dissociating now!!
by K. Montalban
